Kristin Cavallari: Nylon Magazine September '09

TheRealKristinC "Buy the September issue of Nylon Magazine! :) xoxo" about 28 minutes ago from TwitPic
TheRealKristinC "Checkout the September issue of Nylon Magazine to see my latest shoot! :)" about 30 minutes ago from web

I'm pretty sure that this is NOT Kristin's real Twitter account. I believe that hers is Cavawhatt, but I could be wrong - if you have any information on her real Twitter account, let me know! Regardless of what is real or not, I do know that this is September's issue of Nylon Magazine.

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Erin Lucas: Not A Heidi Montag Fan

In other Twitter news, former City star, Erin Lucas, posted her straight-to-the-point opinion of Heidi Montag's Miss Universe performance from her Twitter page, "PUKE IN MOUTH. THIS BITCH IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS." Well said, Ms. Lucas.

Erin Lucas: Dirty Girly!

Erin_Lucas "@miamoretti no shower happy hour! A dream come true!" about 3 hours ago from TwitPic

Erin Lucas: Potty-Mouthed Princess

Erin_Lucas "Love love love. I want to sit on his face." about an hour ago from TwitPic

She wrote this message in regards to this (framed) picture of E!'s The Soup, Joel McHale. I have so many questions right now.

Is she serious? Why is this photograph framed? Does she own this? Where is this hanging? Bedroom? Bathroom? What does Joel think of this? I need to know!!

This naughty message is just one of many I have been noticing lately. Who knew Erin was such a wild child? I am guessing its that Rock-N-Roll blood she's got running through her! Here's some other samples from the former City star/bad girl, Erin Lucas:

Erin_Lucas "Honey ya can't have it all! It's like - left nipple, right nipple... you can't suck em both at the same time. Pick one!" 11:13 AM Jul 28th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "Erin-no-braugh!" 1:44 AM Jul 26th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "Rock-n-Roll Crossword: listening to reggae while high? Three letters." 4:00 PM Jul 25th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "So I crawled up Abe Lincoln in stilettos and sat on his face!" -K Floss, one of the coolest chicks out there." 6:19 PM Jul 24th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "Amy Wino is doing a perfume?!! Whaaat! Who the fuck wants to smell like saggy sweaty spring break ball sack!!!" 3:50 Jul 23rd from Twitterberry

Erin Lucas: Hampton Daze Cover

erin_lucas "my first COVER!! www.hamptondaze.com oh haaay." about 5 minutes ago from web

Is it just me, or do her arms look kinda long and monkey-like? ..as if she could be hanging from a tree? They don't even look like they are connected to the rest of her body.

Erin Lucas Plays Coy

erin_lucas "oh are we now? @zachtaylor @duncandavies" about 32 minutes ago from web regarding this ZackTaylor.ca article.

So she didn't deny it.. Hm.

In related Twitter news, Erin and apparent frenemy, Whitney Port, are now following each other. Reconciliation, perhaps?