Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Heidi Montag Confirms She Has No Friends
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Heidi Montag: Hard At Work
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Heidi Montag: Superficial Album Photo Shoot

Friday, October 16, 2009
Heidi Montag Bowls, Gets Another Puppy
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Heidi Montag: Guest Co-Hosting The View Today


HeidiMontag "good morning!! BIG day today! im getting ready to Co-Host the View today!" about 4 hours ago from mobile web
HeidiMontag "Im so excited to host the View tomorrow!!!! what a blessing!!!" about 10 hours ago from mobile web

Saturday, September 12, 2009
Heidi and Spencer: Moving From The Hills?

The hubby and wife stopped by a local café to grab lunch, and perhaps discuss their plans of a future home outside The Hills.
In Mr Pratt’s hand was a property listing for a ranch in Carpinteria at a listed price of $5,350,000. The most-hated reality TV couple must be doing well!
In other news, Heidi took to her Twitter page after hearing a freakish boom yesterday, saying, “wow did anyone else feel that blast? I just thought my house was going to collapse!!! my heart is still beating so fast!! Whooo.”
Credit: Celebrity Gossip
Is it just me, or does Heidi look a good bit larger than usual?
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Heidi Montag Has Gone Too Far

And lets not forget the infamous Playboy interview done by her hubby, Spencer Pratt, which had us all fighting back the vomit when we heard everything we never wanted to hear about their sex lives.
Heidi Montag posted the following picture and message on Twitter yesterday evening:
There are two things (at least) wrong here. One, it looks like male genitalia, and two, it seems to be laying on an open Bible.
I'm starting to get more and more offended by the things that she says and does. I guess once you are married you truly become one - one ignorant disrespectful human being a.k.a. Spencer Pratt.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Anderson Cooper Rips Heidi A New One
He continued, saying that Montag is "so famous she actually Twitters.... And she Twittered to congratulate herself. She tweeted she had so much fun, and she also thanked God. I don't think God had anything to do with this production."
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Heidi Montag - Miss Universe? Hardly!

Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can't pull it off. We're told "she's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "she can't dance."
But she's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine.






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Heidi Montag's New Song: The Oh Snap! Poll
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Heidi Montag: Showing Off Her Virgos Necklace
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Heidi: Stop, It's NOT Going To Happen
HeidiMontag "@LaurenConrad maybe because you are amazing! with the biggest book out! xoxo" about 30 minutes ago from mobile web
This tweet was in reply to Lauren's good-morning message to fans:
LaurenConrad "Woke up in the best mood today for no reason at all... Love that :-) Maybe it's because I get to see my big sis today!" about an hour ago from Twitterberry

So why keep beating the dead horse? Is it because you have no other friends and she was the only true friend you will ever have? I have this brief message for you: Dear Heidi, that ship has sailed!
Friday, July 31, 2009
The Heidi Montag Workout: Only $19.95!

- A beautiful, 51-page program that outlines the 6-week training and nutrition system
- Full-color, high-resolution pictures and descriptions of 17 body-shaping exercises
- Easy to follow workout logs that you can take to the gym
- Sample eating plans that will melt fat off your body
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Heidi: Out To Lunch
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Rumor Alert: Is Whitney Still Hangin' With Heidi?!

So how'd it all go down? Well, the two girls exchanged tweets on Saturday and even floated around the possibility of getting together! "[H]ow long are you here for?" Pratt asked her old costar, adding "its been too long!"
Unfortch, the tweets ended there, so we're not sure whether the long-awaited reunion actually took place. But all that will they/won't they stuff did make us wonder: could it be that Whitney and Heidi are super-friendzies!? Take the poll and let us know what you think!
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Heidi STILL Loves Lauren



Monday, July 13, 2009
Speidi: Twitter Hoax

So is this some sort of Speidi-construed hoax? If you look at the page, you will notice that "Audrina's" bio states: "Hey It's audrina patridge Follow me :) I love heidi." LOL, need I say more?

spencerpratt "RT @heidimontag: @officalaudrina hey welcome to twitter! everyone follow Audrina!!!! xoxox" about hours ago from TwitterFone
The false Audrina tried to prove her credibility by posing this link that leads nowhere:
officalaudrina "Want Proof? Here! This is REALLY me holding a piece of paper http://twitpic.com/a9lz3" about an hour ago from TwitPic
The most recent tweet said, "Ok, leaving now so I'll be back in about 2 hours, remember!!! 8,000 more followers and my secret will be out! keep helping me out loves" at 6pm PT from web.
Ok, I'll admit it I am getting curious a bit. What is the secret, fake Audrina??
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Heidi Montag Loves Twitter, God; Hates Fame, Birth Control
That's nothing new, but it's the way they're praising Jesus and claiming to reject the fame they’ve so eagerly sought out that causes our eyes to roll:
- From Spencer Pratt: “my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!”
- From Heidi Montag: “get ready for Jesus coming back! watchout for the antichrist and the mark of the beast! this is the chip they want to put in you!”
- From Spencer Pratt again later: “i have wasted so much time and energy on fame and pop culture with nothing but millions of haters to show for it!”
Are these two serious?
The plastic pair hit up a conservative radio show, hosted by Alex Jones, to speak about their "awakening" towards something called “the New World Order.”
On that program, Heidi reportedly made the following comments:
“I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick."
"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it has morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him."
"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body."
"How most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children."
"The population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”
Ughhhh.
Are these two possibly for real, or is this just another attempt by The Hills' gruesome twosome to generate more media attention in any way possible?
Credit: The Hollywood Gossip
Saturday, June 27, 2009
In Case Your Somehow Not Sick Of Heidi Yet:

heidimontag I love Jesus!!!!!!! 14 minutes ago from mobile web
P.S. Dear Heidi, Jesus doesn't like it when you get naked and show the whole world and America doesn't like that you leave your home and we have to see cheesy pictures of you and your creepy husband all over the country.