Showing posts with label Heidi's Twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heidi's Twitter. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Heidi Montag Confirms She Has No Friends

Heidi Montag has taken a page out of her husbands book and went nuts on Twitter, claiming she doesn't have a single pal in her life.

In an extraordinary rant, volatile Heidi wrote: "I HAVE NO FRIENDS. The ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family', are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter.

She concluded by saying, "I love me."

Well, we are glad that someone loves you, Heidi. And we are especially happy that you finally realized that NO ONE LIKES YOU!!

Credit: The Sun

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Heidi Montag: Hard At Work

Getting her film career underway, Heidi Montag was spotted on the set of her new movie “Just Go With It” yesterday afternoon (March 15) in Malibu, California.

The “Hills” babe looked to be in good spirits as she showed off what the good doctor gave her in a tiny top and short shorts.


And it sounds like Ms. Montag will be seeking out more film work, as she couldn’t shut up about how much fun she had doing her cameo.

She tweeted, “I just had THE BEST day of my life filming my first comedy movie!!!!! It was beyond what I could have ever dreamed!!!!! And I am wearing my sailor shorts I designed in the movie!!!”


Sunday, November 22, 2009

Heidi Montag: Superficial Album Photo Shoot

HeidiMontag "Here is a sneak peak of 1 of my looks from my SUPERFICIAL ALBUM SHOOT 2DAY What do you guys think?" about 22 hours ago from web

Friday, October 16, 2009

Heidi Montag Bowls, Gets Another Puppy

HeidiMontag "Bowling in my LOUBITONS!!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "BOWLING!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "My new puppy Coco!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "Bowling at STRIKE OC!!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Heidi Montag: Guest Co-Hosting The View Today

HeidiMontag "everyone tune into the View today on abc!!! im hosting! im getting ready in my dressing room now!" 25 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "good morning!! BIG day today! im getting ready to Co-Host the View today!" about 4 hours ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "Im so excited to host the View tomorrow!!!! what a blessing!!!" about 10 hours ago from mobile web

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Heidi and Spencer: Moving From The Hills?

They’re infamous for tipping off the paparazzi, so it’s no wonder Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted out yesterday (September 11) in Pacific Palisades, CA.

The hubby and wife stopped by a local café to grab lunch, and perhaps discuss their plans of a future home outside The Hills.

In Mr Pratt’s hand was a property listing for a ranch in Carpinteria at a listed price of $5,350,000. The most-hated reality TV couple must be doing well!

In other news, Heidi took to her Twitter page after hearing a freakish boom yesterday, saying, “wow did anyone else feel that blast? I just thought my house was going to collapse!!! my heart is still beating so fast!! Whooo.”

Credit: Celebrity Gossip

Is it just me, or does Heidi look a good bit larger than usual?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Heidi Montag Has Gone Too Far

Has anyone else notice the change in Heidi Montag since posed for Playboy? The last Bible verse tweet was September 5th, and before that September 2nd, which is hardly any considering her former Playboy self was preaching to her "followers" at least 5 times a day!

And lets not forget the infamous Playboy interview done by her hubby, Spencer Pratt, which had us all fighting back the vomit when we heard everything we never wanted to hear about their sex lives.

Heidi Montag posted the following picture and message on Twitter yesterday evening:

HeidiMontag "Love rock" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

There are two things (at least) wrong here. One, it looks like male genitalia, and two, it seems to be laying on an open Bible.

I'm starting to get more and more offended by the things that she says and does. I guess once you are married you truly become one - one ignorant disrespectful human being a.k.a. Spencer Pratt.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Anderson Cooper Rips Heidi A New One

We always knew that Anderson Cooper was the silver fox, but we never knew just how sharp his claws were! Thanks to Heidi Montag and her Miss Universe performance, Anderson was ready to pounce and did just that, tearing Heidi (wife of our pal Spencer Pratt) to shreds, saying she has found a "fresh new way to embarrass herself."


Cooper put the hard news on hold this week to dedicate two minutes to eviscerating Montag and her performance, starting off his rant with the following: "I don't really know who this person is, nor why she is pretending to be a singer nor why anyone should listen to her, but apparently she's famous."

He continued, saying that Montag is "so famous she actually Twitters.... And she Twittered to congratulate herself. She tweeted she had so much fun, and she also thanked God. I don't think God had anything to do with this production."

Was Anderson Cooper too harsh on Heidi?
Yes, she tried her best, and shouldn't be criticized.
Not at all! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Credit: Pop Eater

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Heidi Montag - Miss Universe? Hardly!

Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at this tonight's Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down -- because she's just that bad!

Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can't pull it off. We're told "she's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "she can't dance."

But she's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine.

Credit: TMZ

Here are some of the first tweets of the morning from the Montag/Pratt clan:

HollyMontag "Its going to be amaaaazing! I have it ready on all my tivo boxes!! I will continue to pray! Break a leg sister! So proud!! @HeidiMontag" about 5 minutes ago from UberTwitter

HeidiMontag "tonight live my first performance!!!!!!!!!!! Miss Universe!!! NBC!" about 24 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "all things are possible with God! dreams do come true! enjoy every moment of this short life!!" about 25 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "today is the BIG day thank you God!" about 27 minutes ago from mobile web

SpencerPratt "@HeidiMontag performance tonight! Twitter peeps everyone will be watching!!" about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon

SpencerPratt "This is one of the best days of my life ! Top 3! Birth, elopement, Miss Universe 2009 Heidi Body Language Performance! 1 BILLION EYES WATCH!" about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon

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Heidi Montag's New Song: The Oh Snap! Poll


The mind-blowingly unscientific results are in, and they're not so good for Montag. 64 percent of the folks we talked to gave "Body Language" the thumbs down, many citing the weakness of her voice as their reason for voting nay. Interestingly, the 36 percent who endorsed the track were pleasantly surprised at the quality of the beat and the effectiveness of the hook.

Credit: MTV

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Heidi Montag: Showing Off Her Virgos Necklace

HeidiMontag "What do you think of my necklace? I love it! Virgos!" about 4 hours ago from TwitPic

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Heidi: Stop, It's NOT Going To Happen

I was just browsing through recent Twitter updates from the Hills cast, past and present, when I came across something that bugged me - this message from Heidi to Lauren:

HeidiMontag "@LaurenConrad maybe because you are amazing! with the biggest book out! xoxo" about 30 minutes ago from mobile web

This tweet was in reply to Lauren's good-morning message to fans:

LaurenConrad "Woke up in the best mood today for no reason at all... Love that :-) Maybe it's because I get to see my big sis today!" about an hour ago from Twitterberry

Maybe I am just moody (I AM pregnant) but I really just wish Heidi would GIVE UP. She has tried to reach out via Twitter before to no avail, and lets not forget the tragic attempts on the Hills to reconcile..

So why keep beating the dead horse? Is it because you have no other friends and she was the only true friend you will ever have? I have this brief message for you: Dear Heidi, that ship has sailed!

Friday, July 31, 2009

The Heidi Montag Workout: Only $19.95!

Here's what you get in The Heidi Montag Workout program:
  • A beautiful, 51-page program that outlines the 6-week training and nutrition system
  • Full-color, high-resolution pictures and descriptions of 17 body-shaping exercises
  • Easy to follow workout logs that you can take to the gym
  • Sample eating plans that will melt fat off your body
You can get both programs in The Heidi Workout for just 19.95. Click here to buy it now.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Heidi: Out To Lunch

HeidiMontag "Paps" about 1 hour ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "Papmania" about 1 hour ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "Shopping in kitson kids" about 1 hour ago from TwitPic

Heidi Montag "Lunch with Anna" about 3 hours ago from TwitPic

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Rumor Alert: Is Whitney Still Hangin' With Heidi?!

Everyone knows Whitney Port was Lauren Conrad's best bud (and unofficial sidekick) on The Hills. So what's she doing making pseudo plans with Heidi Montag Pratt? We're not sure, but over the weekend, the City girl caught up with some old friends in L.A. And that may or may not have included Heidi!

So how'd it all go down? Well, the two girls exchanged tweets on Saturday and even floated around the possibility of getting together! "[H]ow long are you here for?" Pratt asked her old costar, adding "its been too long!"

Unfortch, the tweets ended there, so we're not sure whether the long-awaited reunion actually took place. But all that will they/won't they stuff did make us wonder: could it be that Whitney and Heidi are super-friendzies!? Take the poll and let us know what you think!

You tell us: Are Whitney and Heidi undercover besties?
Yes. OMG, I always knew it!!
No. It's just a tweet, people.
Hey, anything's possible!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Heidi STILL Loves Lauren

LaurenConrad "Just spotted a rainbow!" about 1 hour ago from Twitterberry


HeidiMontag "@LaurenConrad i love rainbows!!!" about 1 hour ago from mobile web


Heidi follows Lauren on Twitter.. but Lauren does not follow Heidi. Oh well.. This is a reunion I personally gave up on years ago. What do you think? Take the poll below!


Will Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag ever settle their differences and reunite?
Yes, true friendship always wins in the end.
No way. If it was going to happen it would have already happened.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Speidi: Twitter Hoax

Heidi and her sorry excuse for a husband, Spencer Pratt, have been trying to get the world of Twitterers to follow a fake Audrina.. Keep in mind that Audrina Patridge has a verified Twitter account - which she has not tweeted from since 7/11 at 3:53pm PT - and that the Audrina whose page they are promoting goes by the same name but spells "official" wrong - "offical."

So is this some sort of Speidi-construed hoax? If you look at the page, you will notice that "Audrina's" bio states: "Hey It's audrina patridge Follow me :) I love heidi." LOL, need I say more?

heidimontag "@officalaudrina hey welcome to twitter! everyone follow Audrina!!!! xoxox" about 3 hours ago from web

spencerpratt "RT @heidimontag: @officalaudrina hey welcome to twitter! everyone follow Audrina!!!! xoxox" about hours ago from TwitterFone

The false Audrina tried to prove her credibility by posing this link that leads nowhere:

officalaudrina "Want Proof? Here! This is REALLY me holding a piece of paper http://twitpic.com/a9lz3" about an hour ago from TwitPic

The most recent tweet said, "Ok, leaving now so I'll be back in about 2 hours, remember!!! 8,000 more followers and my secret will be out! keep helping me out loves" at 6pm PT from web.

Ok, I'll admit it I am getting curious a bit. What is the secret, fake Audrina??

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Heidi Montag Loves Twitter, God; Hates Fame, Birth Control

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Twittering up a storm these days.

That's nothing new, but it's the way they're praising Jesus and claiming to reject the fame they’ve so eagerly sought out that causes our eyes to roll:

  • From Spencer Pratt: “my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!”
  • From Heidi Montag: “get ready for Jesus coming back! watchout for the antichrist and the mark of the beast! this is the chip they want to put in you!”
  • From Spencer Pratt again later: “i have wasted so much time and energy on fame and pop culture with nothing but millions of haters to show for it!”

Are these two serious?

The plastic pair hit up a conservative radio show, hosted by Alex Jones, to speak about their "awakening" towards something called “the New World Order.”

On that program, Heidi reportedly made the following comments:

“I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick."

"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it has morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him."

"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body."

"How most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children."

"The population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”

Ughhhh.

Are these two possibly for real, or is this just another attempt by The Hills' gruesome twosome to generate more media attention in any way possible?

Credit: The Hollywood Gossip

Saturday, June 27, 2009

In Case Your Somehow Not Sick Of Heidi Yet:

heidimontag For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"John 3:16 26 minutes ago from mobile web

heidimontag I love Jesus!!!!!!! 14 minutes ago from mobile web

Ugh, there goes my lunch!

P.S. Dear Heidi, Jesus doesn't like it when you get naked and show the whole world and America doesn't like that you leave your home and we have to see cheesy pictures of you and your creepy husband all over the country.