Is Stephanie More Reasonable Than Miley Cyrus?

In our effort to maximize your entertainment dollar—meaning the $29.95 a month you pay for basic cable—The Soup is proud to bring you an exciting and educational new segment called Miley Cyrus: Unlikely Voice of Reason.

And if you find that concept difficult to swallow, how about Stephanie Pratt, live and mere inches away from Joel, besting deep thinker Miley with reason even less likely?

Either way, both of them offer more profundity than the wisdom available on The World According to Jim. And that's an unlikely reference.

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Stephanie Pratt On 'The Soup' Tonight!

StephaniePratt "Just finished The Soup make sure u watch it tomorrow!! @jasonkennedy1 has an appearance and @joelmchale I LOVE u" about 7 hours ago via UberTwitter

Stephanie Pratt: The Soup Awards Tonight

Stephanie Pratt will be on The Soup Awards tonight on E! Channel at 10:00 PM EST.

StephaniePratt "Watch The SOUP tonight!! RT @richsommer: Here's @joelmchale and @stephaniepratt, rehearsing for the big show." about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter

Erin Lucas: Potty-Mouthed Princess

Erin_Lucas "Love love love. I want to sit on his face." about an hour ago from TwitPic

She wrote this message in regards to this (framed) picture of E!'s The Soup, Joel McHale. I have so many questions right now.

Is she serious? Why is this photograph framed? Does she own this? Where is this hanging? Bedroom? Bathroom? What does Joel think of this? I need to know!!

This naughty message is just one of many I have been noticing lately. Who knew Erin was such a wild child? I am guessing its that Rock-N-Roll blood she's got running through her! Here's some other samples from the former City star/bad girl, Erin Lucas:

Erin_Lucas "Honey ya can't have it all! It's like - left nipple, right nipple... you can't suck em both at the same time. Pick one!" 11:13 AM Jul 28th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "Erin-no-braugh!" 1:44 AM Jul 26th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "Rock-n-Roll Crossword: listening to reggae while high? Three letters." 4:00 PM Jul 25th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "So I crawled up Abe Lincoln in stilettos and sat on his face!" -K Floss, one of the coolest chicks out there." 6:19 PM Jul 24th from Twitterberry

Erin_Lucas "Amy Wino is doing a perfume?!! Whaaat! Who the fuck wants to smell like saggy sweaty spring break ball sack!!!" 3:50 Jul 23rd from Twitterberry