Spener Pratt Needs To Lay Off The "Crystal"

Spencer Pratt just went off on his Twitter account, reacting to Audrina Patridge's recent interview on George Lopez (click here to watch the video). Audrina made a few comments regarding Heidi Montag's plastic surgery and their relationship status. Nothing horrible, just stated her procedures and that she had "changed a little;" she also mentioned that they "remained cool." Take a look at his ridiculous rant:

SpencerPratt "I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her."  20 minutes ago via web

SpencerPratt "Audrina - Don't hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press... and my wife is #1 story on people - 5 days in a row!" 21 minutes ago via web

SpencerPratt "Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best..." 29 minutes ago via web

SpencerPratt "Oh the truth is coming... I'm not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned... its all coming out!" 32 minutes ago via web

One of my readers had a terrific response saying, "He's retarded because the reason why Audrina's plastic surgery did not get press is because it looks natural and normal and Heidi looks like a monster, which is why it got attention."

Spencer Pratt: Al Roker Is A 'Scared B%&$h'

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag never got their rematch with the Today show's Al Roker on Monday. And that cancellation sparked another round of "How big of an ass can I be?" from the young Mr. Pratt.

The pair were originally booked opposite Al Roker on the NBC morning show promote their new book, "How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture."

But the segment was cancelled at the last minute and a "Today" show rep told reporters it was due to "a change in the show's schedule." While that might technically be the case, I'm sure that Pratt using his Twitter account to call Al Roker a "scared bitch" didn't help the future of the booking.

After Monday's cancellation, Spencer Pratt went to DefCon six on his Twitter account, tweeting a series of increasingly angry and childish comments.

"WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache stapled again?" Pratt tweeted to Roker early Monday morning. "you look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"

Pratt continued, "I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my own dad came to my school and snitched me."

"is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!" Pratt wrote about Roker, who is currently married to his third wife, news anchor Deborah Roberts.

Credit: The Examiner

Heidi Montag: Napping With Her Three Puppies

SpencerPratt "My family is still sleeping! So cute!" about 2 hours ago from EchoFon

Speidi Writing 'How To Be Famous'

Lauren Conrad may be a best-selling author thanks to her debut novel, "L.A. Candy," but it looks like her former Hills frienemies Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are also angling for a spot on The New York Times bestseller list. The duo will be releasing a book together this fall.

MTV News confirmed the news that the reality-TV favorites have joined forces to pen "How to Be Famous." Spencer posted the news of the book's impending release on his Twitter page.

"I hope once the Speidi written book 'How to Be Famous!' that comes out this fall people will hate less because we shared the blue print," he wrote. "After 'How to Be Famous' hits stores you will have no excuse to be jealous of Speidi fame for 'nothing.' Go get your own fame it's easy!"

Credit: MTV

Heidi Flower Shopping

SpencerPratt "Just ate an amazing set of steak tacos ! Mexican Food is hands down my favorite ! Now shopping for flowers!" about 2 hours ago from TwitterFone

Speidi: Twitter Hoax

Heidi and her sorry excuse for a husband, Spencer Pratt, have been trying to get the world of Twitterers to follow a fake Audrina.. Keep in mind that Audrina Patridge has a verified Twitter account - which she has not tweeted from since 7/11 at 3:53pm PT - and that the Audrina whose page they are promoting goes by the same name but spells "official" wrong - "offical."

So is this some sort of Speidi-construed hoax? If you look at the page, you will notice that "Audrina's" bio states: "Hey It's audrina patridge Follow me :) I love heidi." LOL, need I say more?

heidimontag "@officalaudrina hey welcome to twitter! everyone follow Audrina!!!! xoxox" about 3 hours ago from web

spencerpratt "RT @heidimontag: @officalaudrina hey welcome to twitter! everyone follow Audrina!!!! xoxox" about hours ago from TwitterFone

The false Audrina tried to prove her credibility by posing this link that leads nowhere:

officalaudrina "Want Proof? Here! This is REALLY me holding a piece of paper http://twitpic.com/a9lz3" about an hour ago from TwitPic

The most recent tweet said, "Ok, leaving now so I'll be back in about 2 hours, remember!!! 8,000 more followers and my secret will be out! keep helping me out loves" at 6pm PT from web.

Ok, I'll admit it I am getting curious a bit. What is the secret, fake Audrina??

Heidi Montag Loves Twitter, God; Hates Fame, Birth Control

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Twittering up a storm these days.

That's nothing new, but it's the way they're praising Jesus and claiming to reject the fame they’ve so eagerly sought out that causes our eyes to roll:

• From Spencer Pratt: “my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!”
• From Heidi Montag: “get ready for Jesus coming back! watchout for the antichrist and the mark of the beast! this is the chip they want to put in you!”
• From Spencer Pratt again later: “i have wasted so much time and energy on fame and pop culture with nothing but millions of haters to show for it!”

Are these two serious?

The plastic pair hit up a conservative radio show, hosted by Alex Jones, to speak about their "awakening" towards something called “the New World Order.”

On that program, Heidi reportedly made the following comments:

“I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick."

"I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it has morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him."

"How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body."

"How most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children."

"The population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.”

Ughhhh.

Are these two possibly for real, or is this just another attempt by The Hills' gruesome twosome to generate more media attention in any way possible?

Credit: The Hollywood Gossip